Bookmark for When You Lose Your Keys

Meet Tony.

The Patron Saint of ADHDers

Also known as St Anthony, the finder of lost things.

Secular friends, hear me out.

You don't have to be Catholic or believe in ghosts to call on him. 

He can be your imaginary finder guy. It will be fun.

Next time you lose your glasses, say this:

Something is lost and cannot be found;

Dear St Anthony, please look around.

I've used him ever since that time when I was 16 and I lost my car keys on a grocery store shelf. My bestie prayed to him and we found the keys on a random shelf.

Good enough for me.

That was a big store and I did not think I was going to find those keys.

Tony has about a 90% success rate. The 10% failures are probably when something got actually thrown away or destroyed. Like my keys I lost last summer that are at the bottom of the river. 

I've also seen him find:

Dogs

Cats

Keys (so many keys)

Lipstick

Money

Wallets

Children

I won’t even help my kids find anything unless they’ve asked St Anthony.

That's the end of my sales pitch. Now it's time for you to listen to me. 

You and I both know you're going to lose something in the next 24 hours. 

Try asking St. A. When he finds it, say thank you. 

Report back.